“Common names are for common people.” – Chuck via Charlie
“Monocots – Who Cares?” – Megan
“It’s like falling in love with a cancer patient.” – Ian, on Rainforests
“No Stipules, No Leaves, No Stems: No Treeaceae.” – Ruchi
“Always remember to suck on the pooter.” – Ian
“If it’s small, eat it. If it’s large, run away from it. And, if it’s the same size, try to mate with it – which goes for humans as well.” – Indraneil Das, on Frogs
“This tastes like the killing jar, with a peach jolly rancher.” – Megan, on the Snakeskin Fruit
“We’d like to check out the bottle of scotch please.” – Tim, on Lab Equipment
“Snorkel Snorkel – This is Base Camp. We are out of cookies. Please Advise.” – Charlie, on Emergency Provisions
“A lot of Asians are scared of big men with beards, like Cam.” – Jayl Langub
“Equatorial zones are hot as balls.” – Tim
“Is he still walking around with his ass all up in his face?” – Brad, on an Ant
“CHOCOLATE BALLS!” – Dewi, on Chocolate Balls
“He’s cooler than everyone, but zombies.” – Jesse, on Ross
“MRGGHMRRFGR!” – Ross, on Zombies
“Horseradish is wasabi’s disgruntled cousin.” – Tim
“Throw up? Noooooo…Throw down.” – Marcel
“We are eating overfishing! Damn!” – Ben
“Pseudocopulation: We call that gang-banging.” – MS
“Pay no attention to the granite outcrops with six legs.” – Menno Schilthuizen
“If I were a mammal…” – Sarah
“Covered in sweat and leeches is me!” – Jesse
“Jesse Pinkpants!” – Dewi
“Yo. Where’s the tandas up in this piece?” – Brad
“The new order is girls on top, boys on bottom.” – Cam, on Sleeping Arrangements